The Realm of Insane Jayne

I'll do these later....

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:44:55 -0500

fireiswaaaaycool:

This is the most unique one I’ve seen :)

renegademarie:

sperrysandseersucker:

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

4) What do you think about most?

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

7) What’s your strangest talent?

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

11) Do you have any strange phobias?

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

13) What’s your religion?

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

15) Do you perfer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

17) What was the last lie you told?

18) Do you believe in karma?

19) What does your URL mean?

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

23) How do you vent your anger?

24) Do you have a collection of anything?

25) Do you perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

28) What’s your biggest “what if”?

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

36) Define: Art.

37) Do you believe in luck?

38) What’s the weather like right now?

39) What time is it?

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

41) What was the last book you read?

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

43) Do you have any nicknames?

44) What was the last movie you saw?

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

48) What’s your sexual orientation?

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

50) Do you believe in magic?

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

52) What is your astrological sign?

53) Do you save money or spend it?

54) What’s the last thing you purchased?

55) Love or lust?

56) In a relationship?

57) How many relationships have you had?

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

59) Where were you yesterday?

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

61) Are you wearing socks right now?

62) What’s your favorite animal?

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

64) Where is your best friend?

65) Spit or swallow?(;

66) What is your heritage?

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.

74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

77) How can I win your heart?

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

80) What size shoes do you where?

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

82) What is your favorite word?

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

85) What’s the last song you listened to?

86) Basic question: what’s your favorite color/colors?

87) What is your current desktop picture?

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

98) Ever been on a plane?

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

Do it, ya’ll. I’m still hungover. Entertain me.

Come on. You know you wanna.

bracesnbowties: bowtiedmadman: I’M IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO DO...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:44:17 -0500

bracesnbowties:

bowtiedmadman:

I’M IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO DO THESE!

Get to work DB you’ve got quite a lot to do.

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Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:43:09 -0500

I really need to watch this again

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:38:56 -0500

I really need to watch this again

((OMG gifs are working again? Have some of Russell Tovey's bum: ))

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:37:45 -0500

apaisleygirl:

iamgeorgehearmeroar:

sugarfreepopcorn: Wholock: Moriarty is the Master

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:26:17 -0500

sugarfreepopcorn:

Wholock: Moriarty is the Master

spicer-motherfucking-lovejoy: stitchpunk1: delighteddelineation...

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:23:07 -0500

spicer-motherfucking-lovejoy:

stitchpunk1:

delighteddelineations:

thegirlisbad:

A dik-dik, pronounced “dĭk’ dĭk”, is a small antelope in the Genus Madoqua that lives in the bushes of eastern and southern Africa. Dik-diks stand 30–40 cm (approx. 12–16 inches) at the shoulder, are 50–70 cm (approx. 20-28 inches) long, weigh 3–6 kg (approx. 7-16 pounds) and can live for up to 10 years

/SCREAMING

I wonder why it looks so pissed in the bottom one

i want one of these as a pet so bad and i feel bad

oh god i would love it forever sjdhs;;sdhfhg

spicer-motherfucking-lovejoy: ekala: slmisfit: perfectlyqueer: middletone: cocokat: inspector-r...

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 16:21:09 -0500

spicer-motherfucking-lovejoy:

ekala:

slmisfit:

perfectlyqueer:

middletone:

cocokat:

inspector-radio:

lucindasaxon:

askheryourself:

Birthday Calendar

Your birth tree is

Poplar, the Uncertainty
Looks very decorative, no self-confident behaviour, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organiser, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.

Weeping Willow, the Melancholy

Beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

I am 985 weeks old.

That… doesn’t seem too old

Ash Tree, the Ambition

Uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with its fate, can be egoistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over heart, but takes partnership very serious.

Today is not one of your lucky days!… LOL IT KNOWS THAT I WAS EMOTIONAL TODAY AND THAT I FAINTED HAHA!

Rowan, the Sensitivity

Full of charm, cheerful, gifted, without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

…………………jesus. M tree-self description is very accurate though.

Your fortune cookie reads:
Only love lets us see normal things in an extraordinary way.

also my fortune is particularly sappy

Poplar, the Uncertainty

Looks very decorative, no self-confident behaviour, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organiser, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.

Birch, the Inspiration

Vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious,modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Apple Tree, the Love

Of slight build, lots of charm, appeal and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

looool no. This is completely wrong. Okay, only mostly wrong. I made bold the parts that are sort of correct.

Cedar, the Confidence

Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy, optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Cypress, the Faithfulness

Strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, happy,content,optimistic, needs enough money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered,unruly, pedantic and careless.

oh lol

Hazelnut Tree, the Extraordinary

“Charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody and capricious lover, honest and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgement.” And the lucky number is 11 - so basically I just get the positive traits of a lucky number 2.

This describes me to a T, but I think I have a few of the negative traits of number 2 also, to be honest.

shou-chen: iamtommmy: And the best use of sticky notes goes...

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 16:04:02 -0500

shou-chen:

iamtommmy:

And the best use of sticky notes goes toooo…..

This is genius

What if the Statue of Liberty is a giant weeping angel?

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 16:00:33 -0500

doctor-who-companion:

And no one has noticed because tourists are constantly looking at it.

HOLY CRAP I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS!!!

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Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:58:43 -0500

OccupyTheCourts.org - Taking America Back, One Court Case at a Time

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:54:54 -0500

OccupyTheCourts.org - Taking America Back, One Court Case at a Time

Hipster Dinos

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:08:00 -0500

Hipster Dinos:

Yeah, I have now been inspired to do this to my next coloring book. Aka on valentine’s day, when I’m bored and with other single friends to celebrate our awesomeness.

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Sat, 14 Jan 2012 01:03:56 -0500

A year in a cage: A life shrunk to expand art

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 01:00:16 -0500

A year in a cage: A life shrunk to expand art

oliphillips: McDonalds Sculpture by Terry Border

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:56:57 -0500

oliphillips:

McDonalds Sculpture

by Terry Border

Oh my god…looks so much like Toothless, from How to Train...

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:33:34 -0500

Oh my god…looks so much like Toothless, from How to Train Your Dragon!

Canadian Gov’t Dissolves Thousands of Same-Sex Marriages

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:25:13 -0500

Canadian Gov’t Dissolves Thousands of Same-Sex Marriages :

ladyatheist:

akitron:

the-houxbois-academy:

feistyakashickitten:

cassket:

Thousands of LGBT couples across the world awoke this morning to learn that they are no longer married.

A Department of Justice lawyer under Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s Conservative Party of Canada government has nullified all same-sex marriages performed in Canada in which the couples’ native country does not permit gays and lesbians to marry.

The reversal of federal policy is revealed in a document filed in a Toronto test case launched recently by a lesbian couple seeking a divorce. Wed in Toronto in 2005, the couple have been told they cannot divorce because they were never really married – a Department of Justice lawyer says their marriage is not legal in Canada since they could not have lawfully wed in Florida or England, where the two partners reside.
The two women – professionals in the their early 30s – cannot be identified under a court order. But Martha McCarthy, a prominent Toronto lawyer who represents them, said the government’s about-face is astonishing.

“It is scandalous,” she said in an interview. “It is offensive to their dignity and human rights to suggest they weren’t married or that they have something that is a nullity.”

Ms. McCarthy, who played an instrumental role in the fight to legalize same-sex marriage, said Ontario has tried to duck the volatile test case by deferring to the federal government.

“It is appalling and outrageous that two levels of government would be taking this position without ever having raised it before, telling anybody it was an issue or doing anything pro-active about it,” she said. “All the while, they were handing out licences to perform marriages across the country to non-resident people.”

Newspapers across the world are covered in headlines about this savage and unprecedented attack on LGBT people.

Dan Savage, who wed his husband (now boyfriend) in Vancouver in 2005, weighs in:

There will be lawsuits, time and money will be wasted, oceans of ink and pixels will be spilled, before this issue—the full civil equality of gays and lesbians—winds up before the Supreme Court of Canada. I’m confident that justice will prevail—God bless the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms—but the decision to reopen this issue is going to be one massive distraction for the Canadian government.
Gays and lesbians inside and outside of Canada are going to make sure of it.

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go wake up my husband and tell him we got divorced last night.

Critics of this attack on LGBT people have noted both online and off that if gay marriages are now without legal standing in Canada if the couple’s homeland forbids them, are Middle Eastern women living in Canada now stripped of their rights to vote, drive a car, or even show their hair? Is being gay now punishable by death in Canada if you’re from Uganda? Is blogging or criticizing your government now illegal for Egyptians living in Canada?

We can hardly believe we are reporting this. Expect massive coverage in the coming days.

How would you feel to wake up divorced by a foreign government after years of marriage?

and it begins

oh my god what??

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

What the hell?!?! How the fuck is this shit real???? HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT LEGAL?!?!?!

Doctor Who 15qs Game

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:50:48 -0500

(REPOSTED FROM OTHER ACCOUNT) So I totally needed to do something silly before bed yesterday, because I am a horrible procrastinator of this whole silly sleeping business of which my brain seems to require 10 hours in order to be throughly satisfied. :P

Rules - use any pic or gif from Doctor Who to show your reaction to a specific question or statement without actually answering the question in words.

Exception - gifs or pics that have words on them are allowed, just dont explain the image basically :P

Have fun! And although we know the Doctor lies, do try to be somewhat realistic and honest with your answers if possible? ;D ~~Or we Daleks will come EXTERRRMINNAAAATE YOU HUMAN LIFEFORMS~~

OMG HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You and a secret hobby or activity you enjoy the moment before being caught.
Meeting an old dear friend you havent seen in quite some time.
That really creepy THING right on the edge of your shoe, what in the devils name is it?
You turn on the tele, and are greeted with the sight of: POLITICS.
You’re pretty sure you just lost a bet to your rival, and it involved glitter, whip cream, and super glue.
You sneak up on your crush while theyre on their laptop to surprise them - but they’re watching NSFW stuff.
A Dalek just showed up, and for some reason just disentegrated your neighbor’s dog.
A Wild TARDIS appeared in your yard! But…the inside seems to have shrunk…
Two half naked men appear. With Fish Fingers and Custard.
Two half naked ladies appear. With Tangerines and Pickles.
A fez, sombrero, and alien green kitten appear.
A Wild TARDIS appeared in your yard!…An old lady you dont know yells at you to hurry in, NOW.
You wake up covered in mud in a basement. A peek out the one door suggests a friendly, hungry zombie horde.
A famous singer/band member requires your assistance baby sitting 3 toddlers.
A female hispanic pole dancer, a male middle-aged hobo insisting to be a prophet, Winston Churchill, the Doctor, and your favorite companion all walk into the TARDIS.

elementarymydearturtle: gregrutter: (canv.as) So true. Would...

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:15:37 -0500

elementarymydearturtle:

gregrutter:

(canv.as)

So true.

Would you believe it actually took me five seconds to notice anything besides the fur robe? XD